CAPTAIN FAWCETT
Captain Fawcett is simply a manufacturer and supplier of "First Class Gentlemen's Grooming Supplies".
It is said that in 1905 Captain Peabody Fawcett RN Ret'd, an intrepid and distinguished Edwardian explorer, disappeared while attempting to swim to the headwaters of the Ubangi, a major tributary of the Congo River. No trace of his seemingly doomed expedition was ever found... until, in 1997, a battered old trunk bought at a house sale was brought home and locked away. Incredibly, among the rotting and moldy contents was found a distinctive bandage case containing lubricants, abrasives, lubricants, and the long-lost journals of the missing adventurers. Interspersed among the many tales of hardships, shenanigans and miracles expected to "maintain a stiff upper lip in spite of it all," were meticulously detailed lists of exotic ingredients for use in the captain's own grooming supplies.
This exact formula has been followed to the letter, and Fawcett's original potions and his world-famous mustache wax are now available to discerning gentlemen for the first time in over a century.
